These guys won't stop slashing themselves...

[revid]

So, I'm doing a search on Heart Like A Hand Grenade, and there's not a whole lot about it, except for mentions in various articles about the release of Live Freaky, Die Freaky. But God, did I laugh out loud at this, from LA Weekly:

Puppet Apocalypse--Starring members of Green Day, Rancid, X and more, Live Freaky! Die Freaky! is guaranteed to offend

During a snack break (Pringles), I ask Roecker what he says to people who might call him a starfucker. At first, he seems a little wounded, but then he gets all wry and haughty — the way that I remember him from back in his irascible retail days.

“Well, I haven’t fucked ’em yet. I wanna fuck ’em. . . . Are you kidding? I wanted to fuck Billie Joe Armstrong and all I got was this damn movie,” he says impishly. “It wasn’t a stalking kind of thing, if that’s what you’re getting at. Look, if I actually got laid by these people, I’d be happy to be called starfucker. I’d wear it as a badge of honor. I mean, c’mon, Tim and Billie are hot. Holy cow.”

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[revid.livejournal.com]

I read that about 18 times or so, until my muscles unfroze enough for me to click to the update LJ page.

I was just skimming the article until that line jumped out at me like this:

I wanted to fuck Billie Joe Armstrong and all I got was this damn movie


Seriously, that's what it looked like to me.

[leighrowena.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! I'm so with you. I did a literal out-loud gulp when I read it.

(That sentence would make a hilarious T-shirt slogan, though, wouldn't it?)

[revid.livejournal.com]

Oh God! Could you imagine us all showing up to the movie premiere together wearing those t-shirts?

[leighrowena.livejournal.com]

Oh hell, yes I could! Sadly, I could also imagine the police officers leading all of us crazies away, too, but the look on Billie's face might be worth it.

(and I bet Roecker would ask us to make him one, too ;)

[revid.livejournal.com]

Dude, we will so wear them to the premiere of Heart Like A Hand Grenade!