Too funny...
Jun. 16th, 2006 08:33 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
revidThis letter was in Dear Abby's column yesterday:
DEAR ABBY: My wife, to whom I was happily married for 20 years, has become infatuated and besotted with a certain North American poet, songwriter and entertainer. She talks about him constantly and sings his songs morning, noon and night. Every conversation somehow involves him. She listens exclusively to his music both in the car and at home, and constantly remarks how sexy, attractive and "brilliant" he is. She openly tells me she would have sex with him in a moment. She uses his picture as a screen-saver on her computer at work and is constantly surfing for information about him.
At first, I tried joking about it, then became somewhat angry, and have now given up and stopped objecting. I feel this man has taken over my marriage. My wife says she loves me and adores me, and that I'm being silly, immature and jealous and have to get over it. Please help. -- LOUIS IN HOLLYWOOD, FLA.
DEAR LOUIS: You may be jealous, but the person who is acting silly and immature is your wife. It is one thing to enjoy, admire and be curious about an entertainer. But your wife appears to have become so fixated on this man that she has emotionally abandoned you. Her crack about "having sex with him in a moment" if she got the chance was uncalled for. As far as I'm concerned, your feelings are valid, and she has some fences to mend.
It's sooooo hard to believe any grown woman would act that way!
DEAR ABBY: My wife, to whom I was happily married for 20 years, has become infatuated and besotted with a certain North American poet, songwriter and entertainer. She talks about him constantly and sings his songs morning, noon and night. Every conversation somehow involves him. She listens exclusively to his music both in the car and at home, and constantly remarks how sexy, attractive and "brilliant" he is. She openly tells me she would have sex with him in a moment. She uses his picture as a screen-saver on her computer at work and is constantly surfing for information about him.
At first, I tried joking about it, then became somewhat angry, and have now given up and stopped objecting. I feel this man has taken over my marriage. My wife says she loves me and adores me, and that I'm being silly, immature and jealous and have to get over it. Please help. -- LOUIS IN HOLLYWOOD, FLA.
DEAR LOUIS: You may be jealous, but the person who is acting silly and immature is your wife. It is one thing to enjoy, admire and be curious about an entertainer. But your wife appears to have become so fixated on this man that she has emotionally abandoned you. Her crack about "having sex with him in a moment" if she got the chance was uncalled for. As far as I'm concerned, your feelings are valid, and she has some fences to mend.
It's sooooo hard to believe any grown woman would act that way!
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Date: 2006-06-17 04:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-06-17 04:37 am (UTC)She openly tells me she would have sex with him in a moment.
Well, she shouldn't have said that to him! That's what internet fandom is for ;)
Yeah, she's taken it a bit to the extreme, hasn't she? Now, I know that none of us wouldn't know anything about obsession of any kind....lol
Funny shit though! HA!
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Date: 2006-06-17 04:40 am (UTC)Some women, I tell ya!
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Date: 2006-06-17 05:29 am (UTC)Clearly, Abby does not know fangirls. xD Of course, *I* don't know any either...
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Date: 2006-06-17 07:14 am (UTC)Yeah! Opps! Damn good job I haven't been married for 20 years. XD
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Date: 2006-06-17 06:59 pm (UTC)I just feel sorry for the next man in my life.. he better like tre cool and Green Day.. or at least like to hear about him! Yeah he's totally screwed!
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Date: 2006-06-19 08:53 pm (UTC)