revid | Clever Titles are Difficult (Reply)

Even the most casual of visitors to my LJ knows I have no issues with Real Person Slash Fiction. As a matter of fact, I am very fond of it. My favorite pairing is a man married 15 years with two kids (see default icon) and a man with two kids who is getting married today (Congratulations Mike!) As long as we are talking about unrelated adults (Waycest? Barf!), I'm all for it. But this? The sound I heard when I clicked on this I'm pretty sure was the sound of the Baby Jesus crying:

lamchuleta: Adam Lambert/David Archuleta Slash

ROTFLMAO! WHY? WHY?

To be filed under I Am So Going to Hell: Over at Television Without Pity, they have a thread for people to suggest names for the individual contestant threads on American Idol. Predictably, the suggestions tend to be in questionable taste and funny as hell. My favorite Adam offering is Adam: Well Clarice, has the Lambert stopped screaming? But the one that is sending me to hell: See this thread? Scott MacIntyre can't. (Scott is legally blind--white cane and all.)

So let's review the status of my current pretend boyfriends, shall we?

Mike Dirnt is getting married today.
Gale Harold makes cloistered Tibetian monks look like publicity whores.
Adam Lambert is...well, do I really need to spell out the problem there?

Just like in real life, I sure know how to pick 'em! :-D

*drums fingers and anxiously awaits