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The Onion taking pot shots at our boys! OH NOEZ!

Area Man Somehow Roped Into Arguing Passionately For Green Day

YOUNGSTOWN, OH—Though he admitted he hasn't listened to the band in 10 years, tech-support specialist Jonathan Meagher, 25, somehow found himself defending Green Day while slightly intoxicated at a local bar Saturday.

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How dare they? Don't they know that NO ONE is allowed to dislike Green Day?