Another One From the "Are You Effing Nuts?" File

[revid]

So I'm off. Again. To drive four hours to San Francisco. To see Green Day. At a club. With 575 of my closest friends. Kat is already in line. Tix at the door only, no advance sales. $20. The rumor is that they've booked the club for 3 1/2 hours, so we may be in for a doozy. Wish us luck. XOXOXOXOXOXO

PS: Someone text me and tell me who gets kicked off American Idol. Please?